• Khussra wanted to join army and after
medical check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara
answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani
hai ya bund marwani hai!!! |
• It is said that inzamam don't
understand english. Once commentator asked,
"Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is
this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi
done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance. |
• Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train
aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho
betho gay. |
• Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay
hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh
sare ka sara tum la layna!! |
• A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je
Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom
main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
• Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per
laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager
BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo...... |
• Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote
waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI
ko lo !! |
• One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti. |
• Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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...
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga
daalna. ;-) |
• kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay
hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge......... |
