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• I only have SEX on days that begin with
T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today.
Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every
thucking day!
Submitted By: Xub@!r |
• Today its cool to have small cars and
small computers. Soon it will be cool to
have a small penis too, then you my friend
will be THE MAN!!
Submitted By: Xub@!r |
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• A man wanted 2 get married, He had a
choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd
woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute.
WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!
Submitted By: Xub@!r |
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• 3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
Submitted By: Sani Pump |
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• 3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate
hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Submitted By: Kashif |
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• Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is
invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
TRUE)..
Submitted By: Gujjar Shah |
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• Never dance naked because the body has
parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops.
Submitted By: Gujjar Shah |
• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
Submitted By: Shahzad |
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
Submitted By: Shahzad |
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• SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins
Submitted By: Sani Pump |
